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barack-obottm:

when your science teacher hands you back a bad test grade

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appr-eciate:

can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

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officersneepsnop:

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

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tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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s-tu:

s-tu:

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

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fixtures:

i melt when i see you smile

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kaworubunnies:

hearing a really good song for the first time

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